Best collective noun for a group of bankers?

All suggestions welcome here - a "horde," a "superfluity," and an "impending crisis" of bankers all feel like strong contenders to me.

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Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

A bunch of BSDs.

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Howlin' Jim, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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PrivateTechquity πŸš€GME+BBBYπŸš€, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Rip some of the funny ideas from above

I'd say a deceit of bankers is a fun word play. The way groups of them walk around in their vests and gelled hair make me think ofΒ lapwings.

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underdog_, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Impending crisis, that's a good one.

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