Best IB Bathroom?

This is kind of a silly question but I'm genuinely curious as to what firms (IB, or others) have the best (nice atmosphere, clean, etc) bathrooms. As someone who is very particular about where they poop, this is something I'd like to learn about.

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Our IB bathroom is pretty standard. We've got razors and cream, mouthwash, hair product, a small immigrant child who sings on request, a butler who will wash your hands and/or balls - but never both (he has standards), an industrial barrel of lube for when you know that saturday staffing is coming, and some breath mints. Nothing out of the ordinary.

 

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