Best internship response...ever

I dont usually post on here, but I'm an avid follower. I have been spam applying for internships and this is one of the responses that I have received. Personally, I think it's hilarious.

"Hello guys and gals

Thanks for applying to work with us. We don't have an HR department, so please excuse the group response -- I did look through all your resumes and you guys are fantastic!! Also pardon the long e-mail.... I wanted to make sure you REALLY wanted to work with us, and didn't just, you know, click 'submit' resume since it was easy. So have a read, see if it's for you :-)

Those of you taking finals this/next week -- good luck!! "

keep in mind this was for a financial position....

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Was this from Tom Shoes?

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.
 

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