Best response to “How are you?”
What’s the best response you’ve said or heard to someone asking, “How are you?”
Looking for something that’s actually funny/witty rather than the usual “good, how are you?”
this cant be a serious question.. just be normal ur not a character out of Suits
Turu.
Na bro just stick to the script. There’s a 1% chance that trying to differentiate yourself with “casual wit / humor” will land well since everyone’s aware of the purpose of these calls.
What the fuck
Even for WSO it's a strange post
well, username checks out
would also like to know, aside form the witty stuff, how are you supposed to answer that if all you've done unironically is sit at your desk all day.
"He fucked up all the technicals but the way he answered 'how are you?' left such an amazing impression on me we need to give him an offer"
“Well”
Why does this career path attract so many autistic prospects?
“Do you want to step outside”
bank
Doing any better would be a sin
I’m supreme
I like to tip my fedora and give a respectful nod
No wink???
Flying cars they said
bro thinks he's in a 2014 episode of sherlock
Your parents got together too late I’m sorry
Ask Grok
Sublime
Breh
Well that depends on the definition of “doing”, like physically or the spiritual or metaphysical sense? Personally I could be doing better in all facets, but I could also be doing worse. Indeed, the complexity of our perceptions as opposed to our current realities is what makes us truly human. How about you?
If that answer repeated 100x a day doesn’t get you everything you could ever want in life, idk what will.
“Living the dream, the American dream”
If you say anything other than good or fine, you are not getting the return offer
“Hard”
“Better than I deserve”
That’s a BEAST of an answer
Thank u sir
More than I deserve, less than I desire.
Feeling blessed
Just living the dream.
I said “Not as good as you” and Jamie Dimon put me in his will
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