Big Swinging Dick Status
I have heard this term thrown around a lot. I know a lot of MD's have it, I have heard a director make claims of his status. I was wondering when do I hit Big Swinging Dick status? Would I reach it earlier in PE or a hedge fund? Does the firm I work at make a difference, or is it all the same as long as I bring in the clients? I am pretty sure I have Little Dangling Dick status right now (will be a SA), but drastically want to grow my penis (metaphorically speaking of course).
If you have to ask...
this would be an appropriate time to give up on life
This post made me laugh.
When you learn to dance like this.
Related question:
How do I make "Pocket Protector Dude" status? I have heard salespeople and traders whisper about it at work all the time when I am coming and going, but I'm concerned they're talking about other quants and programmers. Is there anything else I need to do to make it to this rank at the bank besides wearing an obnoxiously large pocket protector, wearing thick-rimmed glasses, and talking with a really whiny voice that makes people cringe? How long do I have to do this for?
Finally, after making PPD, what does it take to make BOFH?
Booooo!! Sub-par trolling effort.
Regards
'Little Dangling Dick status' hahahah...
1 Billion, no less, easy question... next.
Kill yourself.
when you can buy this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ikLgN2RxvEo/SHm7bQzSTgI/AAAAAAAABM8/j0ZulH5JG…
extenze?
I might have a big dick, but I still prematurely ejaculate, when I'm not drunk. It's ok, we all have weaknesses.
an SA? I'd say you've still got Big Hairy Vag Status
I can't tell if this is a 2nd rate post or a 2nd rate troll. Dude, BSD = bring in $hitloads of revenue. The details are irrelevant, oh little dangler.
Hahaha, OP should change his moniker to little dangler.
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