http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/business_news/…
Not sure if this has been posted... But misreading cues can be a real bitch.
EDIT 2: Looks like the drawf-eating hippo is a hoax. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippo_eats_dwarf I guess it's good that there wasn't such an accident... though it's also disappointing it's fake.
Haven't found anything to verify the naked banker story. Though I guess 'off the wall' tales w/ HitC.com can be interpreted as tall tales
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that story is fucking fantastic.
fair enough, he just did the "naked man". normally it works...
wow
I'm going to hell for this but LOL at the dwarf and hippo bit
" More than 1,000 spectators are said to have applauded wildly, until they realised that there had been a tragic accident."
In a word...wow
Honestly though why use that as a setup to a surprise party? Go back to an underling's apartment? "Slip into something more comfortable?" What did they THINK his interpretation would be?
Yeah, that was like an ambush. They somehow thought it would be "cute" or something, really bad planning on their part.
His wife either wanted a divorce or was wayyyy too confident in her husband's loyalty.
Love "Thermostat wasn't working" excuse haha please
ugh that joke is older than the internet.
Hey, wait a minute...
I agree, if I were the banker i'd have been expecting the exact same thing.
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