Birthday surprises

http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/business_news/…

Not sure if this has been posted... But misreading cues can be a real bitch.

EDIT 2: Looks like the drawf-eating hippo is a hoax. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippo_eats_dwarf I guess it's good that there wasn't such an accident... though it's also disappointing it's fake.

Haven't found anything to verify the naked banker story. Though I guess 'off the wall' tales w/ HitC.com can be interpreted as tall tales

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12y 
claas, what's your opinion? Comment below:

fair enough, he just did the "naked man". normally it works...

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12y 
Jorgé, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I'm going to hell for this but LOL at the dwarf and hippo bit

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
12y 
rebelcross, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Jorgé:
I'm going to hell for this but LOL at the dwarf and hippo bit

" More than 1,000 spectators are said to have applauded wildly, until they realised that there had been a tragic accident."

In a word...wow

12y 
Kenny_Powers_CFA, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Honestly though why use that as a setup to a surprise party? Go back to an underling's apartment? "Slip into something more comfortable?" What did they THINK his interpretation would be?

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12y 
rebelcross, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Kenny_Powers_CFA:
Honestly though why use that as a setup to a surprise party? Go back to an underling's apartment? "Slip into something more comfortable?" What did they THINK his interpretation would be?

Yeah, that was like an ambush. They somehow thought it would be "cute" or something, really bad planning on their part.

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12y 
ibintx, what's your opinion? Comment below:

His wife either wanted a divorce or was wayyyy too confident in her husband's loyalty.

Love "Thermostat wasn't working" excuse haha please

12y 
CompBanker, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I agree, if I were the banker i'd have been expecting the exact same thing.

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D M, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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