Blizzard Survival Kit

Gallon of vodka
Xbox One
Netflix
HBO Go
Ordering every other movie channel and calling in two days to complain that it was a technical error on their part

How are you monkeys preparing?

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I've got a set of 2x4s, a shovel, kitty litter and a box of survival snacks in the trunk of my car, a fresh new set of Nokian WRG3 tires, an All Wheel Drive car and I don't have to be in tomorrow or Wednesday. I'm going out early tomorrow and enjoying some real winter driving!

I've also got enough food to make 4 days of 3 course dinners and 2 course lunches, a dozen or so bottles of wine, a few bottles of Whiskey, 2 cases of beer, Netflix, HBOGo, a fully stocked cable package, Amazon Prime, Video Games and books to keep me busy. I think I'll be golden.

 
Semi-Socratic

But actually, are subways/taxis open tomorrow morning or am I walking through a blizzard?

closed until further notice. so I guess ur walking. lol

 

Lmao I'm west coastin so I'm straight

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What a bust. Absolutely no snow. Now we can all wait while De Blasio takes credit for saving us from manbearpig. Hate that guy.

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CountryUnderdog

What a bust. Absolutely no snow. Now we can all wait while De Blasio takes credit for saving us from manbearpig. Hate that guy.

I'm cereal! Manbearpig is real!

Watch him try to kiss some police ass after this. I can hear it now, "We couldn't have done it without our first responders. They are the true heroes. Please stop being mad at me."

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I live in Florida, so... a light jacket, Margarita mix, spray on tan, and some light reading with a stack of Jewish retirement community brochures.

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We are getting dumped on in Boston and the city is essentially shut down - it is illegal to drive and the subway is closed

Survival kit includes 12 pack of Sam Adams, a nice bottle of wine, pound+ of chocolate, and a ton of nachos :)

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This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 
IlliniProgrammer

6" in Chicago: Even OHare Airport stays open.
6" in NYC: city completely shuts down and everyone complains about the weather.

It's honestly pretty embarassing the overreaction in New York to this tiny dusting of snow. I didn't remember us being this big of pussies in the past. I guess it's all part of the Disneyification of New York. I might need to move to Philly where not everyone is a complete pussy.
 

Lol, 6 inches of snow and Ohare is open. Denver has only ever suspended operations like twice and both times they got like 2 feet of snow in a day.

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