Blowjobs or cheese?
To the male monkeys (~97% of you):
If you had to choose something to give up for the rest of your life, would you rather give up blowjobs or cheese? Although bjs are fantastic, think of all the incredible foods that wouldn't be possible to eat without cheese...
Discuss.
Blowjobs. Hands down. I can like with sex and no blowjobs, can't live without cheese.
either way i'd die without another cheesejob
so can we use vegan cheese or something?
I guess you can use vegan cheese but although I've never tried it, I doubt that it would be a good substitute for the real thing. I just couldn't bear not eating cheese for the rest of my life...
It takes the mind of a true genius to think of something so absurdly random.
It's not a good substitute. Never again. I want my fucking cheddar, brie, mozarella, and parmagiana
is this a real question? blowjobs > cheese 10 times out of 10
iRx, you just dont know the true sensual pleasures of epoisses, camembert or tete de moine.
I'd give up blowjobs way before cheese.
I agree with DM, sex with no blowjobs is much more bearable than life without pizza
Can't live without cheese
What do you think the lactose intolerant would say?
I actually have a friend who has never tried cheese in his life for that very reason. Quite a sad life.
Hah someone went to Columbia
Lactose intolerant folk need to get with the program and buy some damn lactaid.
I don't think most people realize how big a part of your life cheese is until you lose it.
Plus, as much fun as another hole is, I'm more than happy with a vagina.
Well, there was this one chick that was obsessed with licking my asshole every time we were having sex. It was definitely weird. Anyways, I ate some damn cheese and gave her a huge chocolate flood. She didn't come back for seconds.
Dude...is anyone else a little turned on by this?
Come on guys, men cannot give up blowjobs. It's like the quintessential thing that makes us happy (besides prestige and inflating our bonus numbers)
Chances are later in life you will be married and as you get older, your wife will be less and less willing to give you blowjobs. After she refuses to pleasure you with the "quintessential thing that makes you happy," you'll be looking for something else to receive pleasure from, and will find yourself craving nothing other than cheese. Unfortunately then you will remember that faithful mistake you made years ago that prevents you from indulging in the unparalleled glory that is cheese.
There are too many good memes about jobs. I love jobs because they are stimulating. I would advocate a nationalization of blowjob professionals to be payed for by a state controlled green cheese factory (central bank) used to produce green cheese (money). This would blow the minds of the male people; whilst, it would provide gainful employment the unemployed workers.
See The General Theory of Money, Employment and Interest Chapter 17: http://www.marxists.org/reference/subject/economics/keynes/general-theo…
Cheese is way more important.
Fwiw, barstool asked the same question a while back and at 568 votes (1 for rather give up cheese, 10 for rather give up BJs) the tally was 6.59. Also, lol at the lumpkin comment.
It's quality threads like this that keep me coming back to WSO
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