Bonus season

When I ventured into this industry five years ago, I was out to get me some money and enjoy the finer things in life. It's hard for me to imagine people choosing this game (expect for the occasional fanatic) if the money weren't a decisive factor. Now with bonus time coming up, I'm engaging with colleagues to get some inspiration for nice things to splurge on...very disappointing.

When I started, the older generation couldn't come up with enough crap and crazy idea's. At the least there had to be one high stakes game going on after bonus day (well, not everybody could participate of course, nice way to distinguish the real from the fake). Now, with more and more quants on board everywhere, I am seeing none of that. I have to resort to this forum for some inspiring conversation.

So, what spending plans have you been conceiving and brooding on over the last year?

 

My bonus two years ago (and a bit of my F.U. fund) went to a (used) sportscar. Last year we got an insane match to charitable gifts, so a good chunk went to my alma matter with that, and the rest went to replenishing the F.U. fund. This year I'm thinking most of it will go to getting the F.U. fund to where I actually want it to be. I'm also thinking of spending a bit to see more of Europe in the spring, since I've always wanted to see Vienna and Prague. The old Seamaster I never wear also needs a service for about $500.

Yes, I'm risk-adverse in my planning, even if I have no issues with risk in my investments. The ability to walk away and be fine for a year or two seems amazing to me. The ability to say that I could walk away and have $50k/yr for the rest of my life in a low cost of living area sounds amazing, although that's still years away.

Also, OP, I'm in a bit of a different part of the field, designing products, but to be honest, I would probably never quit even if I could retire if I could work four days a week with eight weeks vacation.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 
Whatever1984:
I would probably never quit even if I could retire if I could work four days a week with eight weeks vacation.

Everyone I know who retired either went back to work or died.

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Whatever1984:
so a good chunk went to my alma matter with that

Is this a thing in the US?

As a European, the idea of donating money to a university seems staggering unless I am financially very comfortable already (even then I can think of better causes but to each their own). Even more so when you consider cost of college in US.

Just wondering is this pretty common or did you have a specific reason for doing?

 
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I got a full ride. Sometimes you have to pay it forward.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

Private Universities, despite their high tuition costs, receive a lot of their operating budget from private donations.

The private university I attended receives about 35% of its yearly operating budget from alumni cash donations. A lot of this is in the form of scholarships that are supported by alumni. I, too, donate to my university (though not a ton) because I received a lot of financial aid and it's the only reason I could afford to go to this particular school. I'd like to contribute to that experience for other students.

 

A Miata obviously:

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

The new Dyson fan looks like an absolute beast - can't wait to splurge on that mate

 
newschool332:
**Paying off about $20-22K in credit card debt **and student loans and paying the last few payments of my mom’s mortgage.

I’m in CB though, so that’ll be about half of my bonus. Finally in a position to do that though so I’m grateful.

How are you in finance and allowed yourself to get in this much CC debt...?

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Some old school Roman intaglio rings, sigma dial 1601 rollie, giant Uniqlo spree, another SuitSupply M2M suit, 10K thicc gold cuban, Triumph Bonneville, Specialized custom bike, Grant boxing gloves, Barbour bedale olive jacket, anderson wheeler 500 nitro express double rifle, testosterone enanthate, dianabol, trenbolone, clomid, nolvadex, and a pull-up tower

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 
trading01:
Why would you buy Grant gloves? Nobody actually uses them and they're a straight ripoff. Get Winning instead, it's the standard for anyone who has ever stepped inside a gym

Every glove serves a different purpose. Saying Grant is a rip off is evidence you don't know shit about boxing. It's the only "made to measure" glove out there, the others are "off the rack". Its customizeable, whereas Winning is generally good for point-fighters who prefer more padding and Cleto Reyes is for power punchers who want more feedback when they connect.

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 
Jamie_Diamond:
Some old school Roman intaglio rings, sigma dial 1601 rollie, giant Uniqlo spree, another SuitSupply M2M suit, 10K thicc gold cuban, Triumph Bonneville, Specialized custom bike, Grant boxing gloves, Barbour bedale olive jacket, anderson wheeler 500 nitro express double rifle, testosterone enanthate, dianabol, trenbolone, clomid, nolvadex, and a pull-up tower

Bonneville is a beaut.

Why Uniglo? Would you not be better forgoing the pharmaceuticals and using the extra funds for some slick threads from a more upmarket haberdashery?

 

SB for the OP's username and profile pic. RIP Chad Butler.

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I'm spending my bonus on wedding/savings. Unfortunately, ER bonuses just aren't IB/PE/HF/ST status.

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Spend some money with an elite trainer or coach of some sort based on whatever you are passionate about outside of work. Cooking, martial arts, weightlifting, foreign language, w/e... Material goods provide fleeting happiness but elite training provides permanent utility. Also, deep tissue massages are amazing for recovery, healing, and stress relief.

Another thought, maybe anonymously give your favorite barista, server, etc.. a huge cash tip for Christmas.

 

That's what I'm thinking too. For learning a language but especially for dancing. I imagine it is a lot easier and faster to learn to dance with a coach than with a group of middle-aged singles. Also, less embarrassing. Another thing is that you could pay PhD students to teach you about their field of expertise. I would love to have a chat once a month with an astronomer, a space engineer or a roboticist.

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I am buying a snowblower and a neon jacket monkeys just to make noise up and down Park Avenue NYC because no one listens to me in my life. It's not as prestigious as kicking trash cans near Penn Station but I think after a pack of smokes and a few hours of clearing the sidewalks I might be in a networking position to lateral to talking to a broad despite not dating for 3 years.

 

future vineyard? intriguing

Kids are awesome, but ruin things like this. I'm not in IB so I didnt get huge bonuses in my 20s. Now I get a good size bonus and it's just general savings/529 plan. In 2020 we are taking both sets of grandparents on a family vacation, so I guess that's my "splurge"

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Honestly they do, but the best part of my day is when I get to read them bedtime stories, not when I’m counting my cash. I’d happily put them through top schools rather then do the vineyard thing too. I opted for kids in my mid-20s so I could one day spoil the fuck out of my grand kids while still being able to walk. Fingers cross shit pans out lol

 

Get yourself a lil bag and take Monday off so you can have a weekend bender the the squad.

Or take a vacation, pay off loans, nice watch etc.

"Out the garage is how you end up in charge It's how you end up in penthouses, end up in cars, it's how you Start off a curb servin', end up a boss"
 

Look - the 2008 Great Recession changed the game. Going on a 20K weekend "models and bottles" getaway just isn't as appealing as watching that super unsexy 8% compounding interest.

Now, don't get me wrong - come bonus time, there are certain things that I do that... make it worthwhile. Probably buy an overpriced consumer good or two.

But the thing I've come to do as a tradition is have a few SOLID in-town weekends. Take off a Friday. Relax, day-drink without care of cost, shower-up and get floor seats to an NBA game/seats on the glass in the NHL. Get lost on the town 'til the early morning. Play golf saturday. Go out to a big dinner Saturday night. Sunday, detox with a massage and slightly re-tox with a brunch. My wife and 2 of my other really good buddies (1 PE, 1 IB) have a hell of a time. Doing that 3-4 times is still wayyyy cheaper than what I used to do, and to be quite honest, is just as much fun. Each weekend runs us about 2-3K, but it is well, well worth it.

 

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