Broke Baller Shitcans $87 Million

This is priceless:

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/broke-baller-still-…

Derrick Coleman burned through $87 million and then went BK. I will never understand how this shit happens. And how about a halfway decent looking 3 bedroom 3.5 bath house for $1,600? I cracked up when I saw the monthly payment estimator and it was $7.

Yeah, I'll take fries and a Coke with that and, oh yeah, throw in a house in suburban Detroit.

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