Businessinsider is a Joke

I just stumbled across this post on Businessinsider, regarding "Business terms every MBA should know" and wanted to jab my pen into my eye after reading 1/10th of it. Looks like the "author" pulled it off Forbes (which basically iterated that no one should ever use these phrases), but apparently they did not read the whole article as well.

Link listed below:

http://www.businessinsider.com/business-terms-eve…

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericjackson/2012/06/1…

 

Where is "burning the midnight oil"?

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I'm just realizing that Business Insider was taken seriously by anyone. I literally thought it was the unfunny sister of the Onion. They have based a few articles on a few postings from WSO in the last couple of months. HARD CORE JOURNALISM.

 

It's more entertainment than news.

BTW, the fact that your asking this question indicates that your not a true nerd.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Tony Snark:

It's more entertainment than news.

BTW, the fact that your asking this question indicates that your not a true nerd.

.,..what?
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

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