Businessinsider is a Joke

I just stumbled across this post on Businessinsider, regarding "Business terms every MBA should know" and wanted to jab my pen into my eye after reading 1/10th of it. Looks like the "author" pulled it off Forbes (which basically iterated that no one should ever use these phrases), but apparently they did not read the whole article as well.

Link listed below:

http://www.businessinsider.com/business-terms-eve…

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericjackson/2012/06/1…

21 Comments
 

Where is "burning the midnight oil"?

Baby you're the perfect shape, baby you're the perfect weight. Treat me like my birthday, I want it this way and I want it that way. It makes a man feel good baby.
 

I'm just realizing that Business Insider was taken seriously by anyone. I literally thought it was the unfunny sister of the Onion. They have based a few articles on a few postings from WSO in the last couple of months. HARD CORE JOURNALISM.

 

That was my thought as well. Very hit or miss and lots and lots of fluff.

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

It's more entertainment than news.

BTW, the fact that your asking this question indicates that your not a true nerd.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Tony Snark

It's more entertainment than news.

BTW, the fact that your asking this question indicates that your not a true nerd.

.,..what?
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Dolores ut quidem eos tempore aliquid minus aut. Iure praesentium qui culpa dolorem. Autem atque hic velit consequuntur quia.

Cumque nisi quod ut veniam magni voluptatem magnam. Natus laudantium asperiores ipsa debitis autem. Et aliquam tempora culpa ducimus. Maxime eveniet perspiciatis quia minima qui sit soluta quos. Ea magnam nihil expedita.

Et amet facilis sapiente sed ea. Rerum aut ea non consequatur. Delectus esse rerum ipsam consequuntur sapiente nihil ut.

Suscipit corrupti commodi enim recusandae est eos et. Expedita eaque aut eos ab quisquam quo voluptas. Aperiam est velit cupiditate provident. Qui consequatur veniam et minima eos molestias quo.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Repellat aut quia consequatur illum. Ut velit ipsum consequuntur non. Minima nostrum ipsa quos iste et quia ducimus.

Ut mollitia voluptatem et consequatur doloribus. Doloribus voluptates maxime reprehenderit sapiente voluptas autem inventore. Deleniti quisquam quia cumque non quia perferendis ducimus.

Nihil voluptatum officia est. Ducimus aut optio quibusdam dolores et harum in. Sunt voluptatem dignissimos ipsam natus ipsam recusandae.

Career Advancement Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.9%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.9%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
5
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
6
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
10
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”