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My fellow monkeys we need to get 30,000 of our fellow monkeys to put up $33,000 each and we can buy the dodgers.

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IlliniProgrammerCan we bring them back to Brooklyn?

Ill have to check the lease agreements, and we will need to raise another billion or so to build a new stadium.

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