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Controversial

posting just in case someone wants to throw ms at me

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
MMBanker14 CorpFinHopeful:

Agreed. Also, it is entertaining how all the anti-Goldie threads so far have resulted in the OP getting bombarded with a volley of monkey shit.

We need someone to fill the entertainment gap after users like swagon stopped posting.

Swagon was actually crafty, he never really posted long blog posts about his feelings.
Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
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heister MMBanker14: CorpFinHopeful:

Agreed. Also, it is entertaining how all the anti-Goldie threads so far have resulted in the OP getting bombarded with a volley of monkey shit.

We need someone to fill the entertainment gap after users like swagon stopped posting.

Swagon was actually crafty, he never really posted long blog posts about his feelings.

trust fund babby buttmad
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
MMBanker14

I'd just like to get rid of this Delhi call girl shit

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heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I'm the Swiss Embassy of Goldie posts, but I do enjoy watching the fracas and the fact that they are appropriately categorized posts. You can't really say shit when they're all in the "Monkey Around" forum OP.

 

I think you should go somewhere.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
CuriousAnalyst

Jesus Christ.

He's worse than that Vikrum guy we had not too long ago, but at least that dude gave us something to laugh about.

Is it difficult to type in jorts?

[quote=mbavsmfin]I don't wear watches bro. Because it's always MBA BALLER time! [/quote]
 

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