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What about cardio? You gotta have great cardio.

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Great fucking find. This is a very legitimate and awesome concern I have had since 12 years old. I'm so ready for the zombie apocolypse.

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Does anyone know if regular guns work on zombies? I've been looking into getting one but want to make sure it works.

People tend to think life is a race with other people. They don't realize that every moment they spend sprinting towards the finish line is a moment they lose permanently, and a moment closer to their death.
 
rickyrossDoes anyone know if regular guns work on zombies? I've been looking into getting one but want to make sure it works.

Can you make headshots under stress on a regular basis?

 
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rickyrossDoes anyone know if regular guns work on zombies? I've been looking into getting one but want to make sure it works.

Can you make headshots under stress on a regular basis?

I mastered headshots from playing countless hours of halo at 2 am during my college days, the stress isnt the problem. The real problem is what do you do after you accidently shoot bill muarry because he snuck up on you dressed up as a zombie?

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rafiki
rickyrossDoes anyone know if regular guns work on zombies? I've been looking into getting one but want to make sure it works.

Can you make headshots under stress on a regular basis?

I mastered headshots from playing countless hours of halo at 2 am during my college days, the stress isnt the problem. The real problem is what do you do after you accidently shoot bill muarry because he snuck up on you dressed up as a zombie?

Yeah, that's a bummer. Exception to the double tap rule, for sure.....
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