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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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Tbh I think it just needs a bit more context. I think it's not obvious to the bot that the post has to be satirical and sounds like a story, so maybe some pointers would be helpful for it.

 

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