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I hate Chelsea, but that ball boy was deserved much worse than that. In my world, Hazard would've never been given a red card; but in a pragmatic, real world it is obvious that the ref was obligated to give him one.

Honestly don't even think that he touched the kid, and who the fuck falls on the ball anyways?!

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
 

Obviously the kid was a Swansea fan who laid on the ball, but if you watch closely he did bump the kid causing him to fall over in the first place and then he did kick him (admittedly while he was trying to kick the ball from under him).

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D MObviously the kid was a Swansea fan who laid on the ball, but if you watch closely he did bump the kid causing him to fall over in the first place and then he did kick him (admittedly while he was trying to kick the ball from under him).

Yeah, I know he did bump him. It's hard to tell why he did or w.e, seems to me like the kid was stepping in the way. Whatever the case, just sucks for Eden. Has kind of brought a media shit storm down on him for some twat kid trying to delay the game. That kid is probably only a few years younger than Hazard anyways.

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notaspammerI'm pretty impressed by the kid. Sells the dive, rolls around injured, and gets the opposing team's best player red carded. Cristiano Ronaldo would be proud.

Haha, yeah. Looked like he was gonna cry. Ball barely slipped out from under him, so even if he did touch him (through the thick jacket and apparent layer of fat), it'd be hardly a thing.

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notaspammerI'm pretty impressed by the kid. Sells the dive, rolls around injured, and gets the opposing team's best player red carded. Cristiano Ronaldo would be proud.

lmfao, CHRISTIANOOOOO

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notaspammerI'm pretty impressed by the kid. Sells the dive, rolls around injured, and gets the opposing team's best player red carded. Cristiano Ronaldo would be proud.

He's Welsh, Bale must have taught him a thing or two.

 

ball boy was also at fault for this. Either way, I find this gif kind of funny: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18cf62d5h0r3xgif/original.gif

But looking at this youtube clip, from a different view, you see he does kick the ball...

I blame both of them personally. Eden makes bank and is a role model for many, despite the score, he needs to maintain his image. But on the other hand, that ballboy needs to be fired, he was clearly stalling, and prob dragging out that injury, but if I were the ref, I would have given the red card too.

 

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