chitter chatter on the shitter

Walked into the bathroom this morning to take my morning shit. A fellow analyst in my group was in the stall next to me, and right as I'm about to drop my loaf he goes "Trent, is that you?! Whats going on, man?" I didn't respond and quickly made my return to the cube farm.

Really, man? Have you guys had any experiences with bathroom stall chat? Wasn't sure if, as i suspected, he's just a fucking weirdo or if I'm being rude... thoughts?

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i think you're just a bit uptight dude. if he's a work friend, it' alright.

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I talk to random people while taking a piss at places. I once had a guy move away from me while he was taking a piss and pissed all over the wall while he walked. Fucking pussies, can't get over the shame of their small dicks.

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During my fraternity days we always used to talk in the shitter stalls, it was pretty funny actually (Sunday at around 11am was prime time). We also used to talk while showering in a big locker room type setup. If it was around 7-8 pm the shower room would be crowded and there would always be a 30-pack and good laughs. Talking at urinals is def a complete non-issue unless you're some kind of uptight geek.

 

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