Coinbase.. Fucking SUCKS

Seriously what a POS platform. Finally signed up today after years of dismissing crypto (I still think it’s BS, but whatever there’s money to be made), and I literally cannot even add funds to start trading.

Tried their bank link via plaid, didn’t work.. so gives me option to manually add routing/checking, which I hesitantly did.. and that didn’t work, so it told me try the plaid authentication instead! Holy fuck this website is so bad.

I try doing it on the app, but the app blows dick and can’t even confirm my 2fa code.


to top it off - apparently the whole platform is down now because of SHIB. 

Is there a non-retarded basic exchange / marketplace you guys recommend??

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This is probably Plaid's fault, no? Maybe your ACH isn't getting exposed

Idk, I don’t have trouble linking my account on other sites that use plaid

The Coinbase sub is on fire right now too, everyone super mad 

 

I’ve been using Coinbase for 4 years without issue. Kraken is good too. I tried to get on Binance as well, but had signup issues for some reason with them.

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