College Humor's Shout-Out to I-Banking

From their recent "7 Bars You'll Go to After College" article:

CollegeHumor.com The I-Banking Bar

Three steps into this bar, you're drowning in a sea of oxford blue button-downs and close-cropped haircuts. You made the mistake of venturing to Stone Street with a friend, and you're going to pay. A lot. Everything 30% more expensive than usual, and every cocktail on the board is made with vodka. Weird. Tables are occupied by varying combinations of 24 year-old guys, each of whom has two Blackberries neatly laid out in front of him (one for work, one for personal matters, of course). Girls at this bar are either gold-digging girlfriends from college who work in "marketing" to pass the time while they wait expectantly for a ring, or androgynous, hyper-motivated finance-business management double majors from a state school who have no time for casual conversation. You feel very stupid because you've never owned a Victorinox messenger bag.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1809459

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