Conversation with a Devry alum

Last night I met a recent Devry alum through a mutual friend. We were just relaxing at a Denny's and talked about a bunch of stuff. I of course asked him about his experiences at Devry and his thoughts on it. Some choice quotes from that conversation:

"Devry completely made my life. Anyone who gets in has to attend as soon as possible."

"My classmates were easily the most impressive and interesting group of hicks and ex-strippers I've met."

"It's shallow, but transgender prostitutes LOVE Devry guys. My confidence went through the roof while I was there."

"I didn't really learn anything at Devry, aside from knowing how to hold a fork, knowing which motels have the least mice, and just being a douchebag in general."

He also told a lot of stories about his experiences at Devry, which were quite AMAZING. I think a lot of this applies to other top b-schools as well. Without a doubt, b-school is the best 2 years of one's life.

OMFG, I NEED TO GO TO DEVRY!!!!11111ONE

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how does Devry Extension school compare?

does the prestige rub off? or Devry or gtfo?

If I disagree with you, it's because you're wrong.
 

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