http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/why-i-…
IMO the best spoof of the infamous "Why I leave GS" by Greg Smith.
..."winning a bronze medal for mind control ping-pong at the Midi-Chlorian Games"
Mar 15, 2012
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I don't get it. Is this OWS's way of saying "too little too late"?
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