http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/why-i-…
IMO the best spoof of the infamous "Why I leave GS" by Greg Smith.
..."winning a bronze medal for mind control ping-pong at the Midi-Chlorian Games"
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"What are three quick ways to become a leader? a) Execute on the firm's 'axes', which is Empire-speak for persuading your clients to invest in 'prime-quality' residential building plots on Alderaan that don't exist and have not existed since we blew it up. b) 'Hunt Elephants'. In English: get your clients - some of whom are sophisticated, and some of whom aren't - to tempt their friends to Cloud City and then betray them. c) Hand over rebel smugglers to an incredibly fat gangster."
The Empire today has become too much about shortcuts and not enough about remote strangulation. It just doesn’t feel right to me anymore.
I don't get it. Is this OWS's way of saying "too little too late"?
"Leadership used to be about ideas, setting an example and killing your former mentor with a light sabre."
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