DC Happy Hour with HappyPants and Shorttheworld

Come get drinks with myself and Shorttheworld TONIGHT at 6pm.

We will be at BarCode (on 17th street).

Don't be weird.

From @shorttheworld" re where to find the group:

We probably won't have a WSO only spot since the bar is pretty free flowing but look for a guy with the pink ferragamo tie with hippos on it (and pink stitched shirt and blue suit with cognac belt and shoes) and another guy who looks like Erik the Red. You'll understand when you see us

More info:
Oct 6th, 6pm meet time
http://barcodedc.com/
1101 17th St NW, Washington, DC 20036
Mention "WSO" and the host/hostess will hopefully show you to the group

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Don't be weird.... that excludes 90% of the people here. Here's to exclusivity.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

6 at barcode apparently even though I much prefer Lincoln, I will agree with the masses on this

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Ah one of these days I will make a successful stop in DC. So close, yet so, so far away. Have fun

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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