Dinner with my wife
I was at an elegant restaurant with my wife for dinner. All of a sudden this hot blond comes over to our table and starts kissing me. My wife was pissed! she said,"who the hell was that?" That was my mistress I told her! She was less than amused, and even suggested she was going to see a divorce attorney because we were through. I told her if that's the way its going to be then she was done with all her elaborate vacations, Lexus's, fancy hotels, fine dinning, private planes, and all-day shopping sprees. At just that time a mutual friend of ours walked into the restaurant. He had this gorgeous women with him! My wife asked, "who is that with Joey?" I told her that was his mistress. She looked back at me all puzzled and said, "ours is way prettier!"
I chuckled. Is this just something random?
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