Dirty Washrooms in Banks, WTF?

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BlackHat

11y

Back office takes huge shits.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

Hopkins55

11y

BlackHat:
Back office takes huge shits.

I'm surprised the prestige whores who dominate banking would be happy sharing their bathrooms with back office employees...

BanditPandit

11y

Hopkins55:
BlackHat:
Back office takes huge shits.

I'm surprised the prestige whores who dominate banking would be happy sharing their bathrooms with back office employees...

It's ok, front office is designated the handicapped stalls which are larger plus they have higher seats and ribbed toilet paper. back office is confined to the 3-ft narrow ones

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SirTradesaLot

11y

BlackHat:
Back office takes huge shits.

On Deborah's desk?

Nabooru

11y

SirTradesaLot:
BlackHat:
Back office takes huge shits.
On Deborah's desk?

something only a baus would do

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prospie

11y

What exactly is a washroom? Not familiar with this parlance, can someone clue me in?

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RichardPennybags

11y

So you are saying that target hits can not consistently hit the targets then? :)

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old"

BayStreetBoy

11y

It's not about missing the target it's about taking a crap and deciding "that looks pretty good right there, I'm not going to flush my artwork down the drain"...

I'm not even sure it's just back office (but lol @ blackhat)...I've seen it after the cleaning people come through at around 7pm...

Does anyone else see this??

Oh, I've also seen some idiot take a report to the stall and leave it there...moron...

One guy in one of our offices is notorious for taking newpapers from the kitchen to bathroom and then briniging them back - same guy is notorious for sticking his hands in the cereal boxes...

BayStreetBoy

General Disarray

11y

insertcanadajokehere

11y

BayStreetBoy:
Okay, is it just me, or are personnel washrooms (guys') in a bank eerily similar to high school?

That's why you don't work at a bank. My buy side shop bathrooms are literally almost always spotless. Aside from all the automatic flushing and variety of sensors, there's janitors and cleaning people that make the rounds like every hour. But in a glorious bout of bathroom prestige, I still prefer to use the personal bathrooms that are supposed to be reserved for guests and handicapped people.

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Husky32

11y

Going Concern:
BayStreetBoy:
Okay, is it just me, or are personnel washrooms (guys') in a bank eerily similar to high school?

That's why you don't work at a bank. My buy side shop bathrooms are literally almost always spotless. Aside from all the automatic flushing and variety of sensors, there's janitors and cleaning people that make the rounds like every hour. But in a glorious bout of bathroom prestige, I still prefer to use the personal bathrooms that are supposed to be reserved for guests and handicapped people.

I worked at PWM over the summer and even the bathroom there with tons of people going in/out was totally spotless. Banks might be different due to higher stress levels and more work that needs to be done in a shorter time period.

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11y

Husky32:
Going Concern:
BayStreetBoy:
Okay, is it just me, or are personnel washrooms (guys') in a bank eerily similar to high school?

That's why you don't work at a bank. My buy side shop bathrooms are literally almost always spotless. Aside from all the automatic flushing and variety of sensors, there's janitors and cleaning people that make the rounds like every hour. But in a glorious bout of bathroom prestige, I still prefer to use the personal bathrooms that are supposed to be reserved for guests and handicapped people.

I worked at PWM over the summer and even the bathroom there with tons of people going in/out was totally spotless. Banks might be different due to higher stress levels and more work that needs to be done in a shorter time period.

Definitely. Also, I heard somewhere that bankers don't know how to poop properly.

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BlackHat

11y

Going Concern:
BayStreetBoy:
Okay, is it just me, or are personnel washrooms (guys') in a bank eerily similar to high school?

That's why you don't work at a bank. My buy side shop bathrooms are literally almost always spotless. Aside from all the automatic flushing and variety of sensors, there's janitors and cleaning people that make the rounds like every hour. But in a glorious bout of bathroom prestige, I still prefer to use the personal bathrooms that are supposed to be reserved for guests and handicapped people.

ours are fuckin disgusting lmao

I hate victims who respect their executioners

11y

BlackHat:
Going Concern:
BayStreetBoy:
Okay, is it just me, or are personnel washrooms (guys') in a bank eerily similar to high school?

That's why you don't work at a bank. My buy side shop bathrooms are literally almost always spotless. Aside from all the automatic flushing and variety of sensors, there's janitors and cleaning people that make the rounds like every hour. But in a glorious bout of bathroom prestige, I still prefer to use the personal bathrooms that are supposed to be reserved for guests and handicapped people.

ours are fuckin disgusting lmao

That sucks. Assuming you're shopping around for a firm that can afford quality johns? "Banker bathrooms" are a red flag.

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BlackHat

11y

Going Concern:
BlackHat:
Going Concern:
BayStreetBoy:
Okay, is it just me, or are personnel washrooms (guys') in a bank eerily similar to high school?

That's why you don't work at a bank. My buy side shop bathrooms are literally almost always spotless. Aside from all the automatic flushing and variety of sensors, there's janitors and cleaning people that make the rounds like every hour. But in a glorious bout of bathroom prestige, I still prefer to use the personal bathrooms that are supposed to be reserved for guests and handicapped people.

ours are fuckin disgusting lmao

That sucks. Assuming you're shopping around for a firm that can afford quality johns? "Banker bathrooms" are a red flag.

The guy who restocks our pantry lays down the sickest turds but he's great at his job

I hate victims who respect their executioners

11y

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