do french girls have lots of std????

hi guys, hope that you can help me. i am asian background but i grew up in united states. the other day i went with some coworker and friends to a bar to welcome new employees. one of the new employees brought a friend who is a french girl. well she is kind of cute, like a 7 or 8, and i was flirting with her and drinking and stuff. she touch my arm a few times and we kiss a little bit (on lips). but now i am worried because i never been with french girl before, and after we flirt and kiss and next day i got headache and arm-ache and lots of other muscles ache and sore too... i just wonder if french girls have some kind of STD or maybe they infect asians or something because they are usually with white people???? PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

also english is not my first language so apologies if anything doesnt make sense...let me know and i will try and explain.

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Yes, she gave you an STD. My friend contracted Frenchie's Syndrome about a year ago. He hasn't been the same since. Frenchie's gives you sore muscles, a sore neck, cranky, almost douce-like attitudes, and an urge to post stupid shizz on a public forum. Also, in a week or so, you'll begin speaking in a horrible french accent, and you'll develop an insatiable taste for wine and cheese. In a year, you'll move to Paris, and become a smelly waiter before succumbing to cheese-poisoning. Best luck you ya.

 

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