Do you believe in Aliens/UFOs?

So I personally had a UFO land in my backyard and saw little green (okay they werent little and were tallish and whitey-like) things come out but just wondering other peoples thoughts/experiences? I think you have to be IGNORANT to think there is no other civilizations/life out there in the universe...

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I blacked out on an alien's couch once and I'm pretty sure I was probed. So, yes.

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FlakeI blacked out on an alien's couch once and I'm pretty sure I was probed. So, yes.
I'm pretty sure any probing, anal or otherwise, occured after you got out of the flying saucer.
Get busy living
 

Duh, why else do you think I was suspicious?

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Yeah, I believe in aliens...I mean, they are pouring over our borders everyday!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Maybe I wanted to be probed? Ever think of that?

Worst. Abduction. Ever.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
FlakeMaybe I wanted to be probed? Ever think of that?

Worst. Abduction. Ever.

In the words of Daniel Tosh, "I was never molested in Catholic school, and I'm insulted. What, I'm not good enough??"
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