do you have time to..
go poop as an analyst?
go poop as an analyst?
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...if there's time to go get Starbucks, I'm sure there's time to go take a deuce.
jus making sure
this was good
From 9 to 5, yes. From 5 to 1, maybe.
Load up on these before starting, http://www.southwestmedicals.com/Depend-Fitted-Brief-Medium-80-case-p-3…. Once things start to pick up, you'll make a killing dealing them in your office. MD's who know you have some handy will make sure you're top bucket.
^ wow! never realized how much old people pay to shit their pants without any repercussions
I know analysts that will hold it until the weekends....if you can go without sleep, you can go without poop.
You have to poop at your desk though. It's OK if you stop typing for a couple few seconds at the moment of truth.
Just make sure no upper level coworkers catch you while you stop typing for a few seconds. I know people who have gotten fired because of it.
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