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Pants remain unstained.

When women complain about being unnecessarily sexualised and the male gaze, they are complaining about you, @heister

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

nice with the drums but i didnt bust any nuts

[quote=mbavsmfin]I don't wear watches bro. Because it's always MBA BALLER time! [/quote]
 

You guys have obviously never gotten a handie from a chick who plays the drums.....

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

No nuts busted. I'm going back to xhamster.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 

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