Drinking from a straw in IB

Is it correct to drink from a straw in the offices? I have heard that it is very poorly regarded, especially if it’s from one of these gay bamboo straws they are now selling us in Europe.

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Layne Staley

"Gay bamboo straws" is not a phrase I thought I'd read today, or ever.

Yeah, most bamboo straws are straight.

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Even if every single person suddenly stopped using plastic straws, we'd be looking at eliminating literally somewhere around .025% of all plastic waste in the ocean. That's hardly a "fix" to the problem. Fishing nets are estimated to be an upwards of 45% (at least) of ocean pollution. Using paper or reusable metal straws is fine (and I do wherever possible) but it's never going to fix anything and most people who do it are either just virtue signaling or falsely convincing themselves that they're making a difference in my opinion. Like I said, if you care then reduce or eliminate your seafood consumption. It's really not as hard as you might think

 

Straw glasses or GTFO

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