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Long Island Iced Tea

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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My friend bartends at Radio Bar in the west village. This drink is banned because people get too smashed and have gotten rowdy.... lol

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Oh yes, oh yes indeed! I like long islands because they hit smoothly and are pretty easy to control the amount of desired impact.

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Truth.

Once you cross 30, hangovers tend to be measured in days

Director of Finance and Corporate Development: 2020 - Present Manager of FP&A and Corporate Development: 2019 - 2020 Corporate Finance, Strategy and Development: 2011 - 2019 "An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." - Benjamin Franklin
 

Hangovers are brutal as fuck as you get older. I used to operate on the unscientific fact that a 4 hour nap equaled functioning well enough for sobriety. However, now if I hit more than 13 drinks in a night I felt it the following day, all day. Beer is not as bad, but it just takes so long to reach that special point. Long gone are the days of downing jagr until 3 am and riding my motorcycle home at 9 am or going for a run to clear my shit. I do love the big poop redrunk though, last little bit of joy after a good night.

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If you're goal is absolute 0-60 annihilation this can be done with any alcohol. If you are a lightweight and you are looking for a refined way of getting there, as for Wild Turkey 101 in any kind of bourbon drink. It is a really amazing bourbon, especially for the price. When the occasion call for it it is my go to side car drink with a Budweiser(heavy not light).

 

I am a big fan of ordering the fruitiest thing on the menu. They taste good and are designed for empty nest stay at homes. There is nothing wrong with a little lush slush in my book.

Only two sources I trust, Glenn Beck and singing woodland creatures.
 

I'll let you know on a little trickster of mine, he's called the Bobby burns, once you meet him you're always in for a good time.

 

Tossing a SB for the Lemmy reference. 2 edits to get Lemmy, fml.

Only two sources I trust, Glenn Beck and singing woodland creatures.
 

I wonder what would happen if I went into a bar and asked for "literally a bucket of Jack and Coke."

20 minutes later: "If I moved next door to you, your lawn would die."

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That stuff really ought to be reserved for sipping, not for getting annihilated--but that's just me.

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There used to be this place down by 9th and 3rd called The Continental. They always had any 5 shots for $10 lined up ready to go. It was like a carousel...go in, take shots, leave.

 

Double vodka orange for getting slammed in a short amount of time.

A few old fashioneds when posted up for a few drinks after dinner but before going out.

"Well, you know, I was a human being before I became a businessman." -- George Soros
 

I get a bottle of kombucha, pour half out, fill it with Costco tequila and go about my day.

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In Scottsdale, AZ there is a place called Giligans. It's a midget bar, seriously.

You can get $3 doubles, and a free shot for "checking in on Facebook".

Arrive at 5:01PM for happy hour, slam the shot, drink a double, then drink another double, then drink another double, then drink another double. Literally just keep going.

By 5:11PM you should be well on your way to death for less than $20. Rum and coke. Easy to chug, still packs a punch.

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Ayyyee it's a man who knows his shit right here.

I'm flying out from DFW to PHX this weekend and it's on my radar to get blitzed. Pre-game at Giligin's and then go out to Mill Ave for the real night.

"It is better to have a friendship based on business, than a business based on friendship." - Rockefeller. "Live fast, die hard. Leave a good looking body." - Navy SEAL
 

A buddy of mine in college was taking his first beer bong ever and he tried to act like a bad ass and did 4 ZIMAS at once. I just sat back and chugged from a handle of JD giving him devil eyes. He finished and immediately ran to the bathroom and puked all over his shower. Of course me being me I walked in and called him a bitch and then went back to the party.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

My junior year, we had a pledge make a big white igloo cooler full, and somehow, he messed up the (clearly written) recipe and made it weaker than it's supposed to be. So we served up funnels of the juice. I've never seen so many near-comatose people in my life. Jungle juice, in any form, isn't to be trifled with.

 

Parties in college featured a house blend that they refused to call "jungle juice," it was called "sleazy."

Tang juice mix, some regular OJ, rum, and cheap vodka. Served in an orange igloo. After a couple solo cups, you were feeling very sleazy indeed.

Alternatively, Gatorade + cheap vodka + Red Bull if you're feeling really dangerous. Punching yourself in the face optional.

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"M. Gustave" Everclear based Jungle Juice. Mixed up a batch one time in college and chicks shirts were coming off after one cup. We mixed in some Smirnoff to weaken it.

Yes. This is the drink.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

For fucks sake you are all pussies. For those of us who can actually drink if we are looking to get smashed in less than a hour it is with out a doubt a minimum of a dozen shots of Everclear, Anything less than that are you aren't trying or you are drinking in the presence of ladies.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Last time I drank that shit I passed out with a stripper on my lap and ended up pissing on my ray bans - it was my 19th or 20th birthday not sure which. However, to get you there, this will do the trick.

Only two sources I trust, Glenn Beck and singing woodland creatures.
 

you can take the boy out of college but you can't take the college out of the boy

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