Drinks for getting shmacked
Hey boys,
If you have only ONE HOUR to get absolutely dinkered, what is your go to drink?
My go to: 151 with a twist of lime. Always have one of these puppies sleeping in the desk.
Hey boys,
If you have only ONE HOUR to get absolutely dinkered, what is your go to drink?
My go to: 151 with a twist of lime. Always have one of these puppies sleeping in the desk.
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Absinthe or a lot of tequila.
second the tequila suggestion as well
Absinthe has been one of the most pleasant surprises since I've moved to Europe.
Long Island Iced Tea
"bad decision in a glass" "-Andy Bernard" -Me
My friend bartends at Radio Bar in the west village. This drink is banned because people get too smashed and have gotten rowdy.... lol
Egg-nogasaki, a lot of places wont make it... BC eggnog is seasonal.
Second this
Oh yes, oh yes indeed! I like long islands because they hit smoothly and are pretty easy to control the amount of desired impact.
Honestly, I prefer just pounding gin and tonics.
6 straight shots of R&R, two limes to the eyes, and one line of salt via nostril - does the trick every time
If I want to party...premium tequilla. Low key night chilling with friends: single malt scotch 12yrs+ But, I'm older and hangovers are to be avoided.
As I'm older as well, my low cal drink is Tequila and Fresca with lots of ice...the original skinny girl margarita. The ice helps rehydrate you over the course of the night so you don't wake up with a hangover.
Truth.
Once you cross 30, hangovers tend to be measured in days
Can confirm.
Devastating experience(s).
I'm 24/25/26 and last year I had my first all day (until 10pm) hangover, never thought I would see the day.
Hangovers are brutal as fuck as you get older. I used to operate on the unscientific fact that a 4 hour nap equaled functioning well enough for sobriety. However, now if I hit more than 13 drinks in a night I felt it the following day, all day. Beer is not as bad, but it just takes so long to reach that special point. Long gone are the days of downing jagr until 3 am and riding my motorcycle home at 9 am or going for a run to clear my shit. I do love the big poop redrunk though, last little bit of joy after a good night.
If you're goal is absolute 0-60 annihilation this can be done with any alcohol. If you are a lightweight and you are looking for a refined way of getting there, as for Wild Turkey 101 in any kind of bourbon drink. It is a really amazing bourbon, especially for the price. When the occasion call for it it is my go to side car drink with a Budweiser(heavy not light).
Chili Bomber: Redbull with a whiskey bomber. Like a Jager bomb but better
APPLETINIS.
I am a big fan of ordering the fruitiest thing on the menu. They taste good and are designed for empty nest stay at homes. There is nothing wrong with a little lush slush in my book.
I'll let you know on a little trickster of mine, he's called the Bobby burns, once you meet him you're always in for a good time.
Jack and Coke, keep em coming. You'll be talking like Lemmy after you down the third one.
*double Jack and Coke.
Tossing a SB for the Lemmy reference. 2 edits to get Lemmy, fml.
I wonder what would happen if I went into a bar and asked for "literally a bucket of Jack and Coke."
20 minutes later: "If I moved next door to you, your lawn would die."
Why don't you take your balls out of your purse and drink scotch neat? Make that minimum 18+ years, too. A lot of drinks I see posted here are what women would drink (wife excluded, she can put down scotch like one of the guys,
That stuff really ought to be reserved for sipping, not for getting annihilated--but that's just me.
There used to be this place down by 9th and 3rd called The Continental. They always had any 5 shots for $10 lined up ready to go. It was like a carousel...go in, take shots, leave.
That place is still there, just not the same exact deal as before (think it's 12 bucks now).
Jameson, neat.
Are you poor? That is the most poor excuse of whiskey I have ever tasted in my life.
refer to the title of the thread.
got to agree Jamo sucks.
tequila for sureee
ticklebacks, tequila sunrise, 321 margs, straight up, on the rocks, all good options
Double vodka orange for getting slammed in a short amount of time.
A few old fashioneds when posted up for a few drinks after dinner but before going out.
The two up screwdriver is perfect for cold season.
To wash down your Dayquil?
I get a bottle of kombucha, pour half out, fill it with Costco tequila and go about my day.
I am going to have to try this. Tequila has always been my go to and I have recently become addicted to Gingerade kombucha.
Costco has that flavor of GT's for $2/ bottle.
In Scottsdale, AZ there is a place called Giligans. It's a midget bar, seriously.
You can get $3 doubles, and a free shot for "checking in on Facebook".
Arrive at 5:01PM for happy hour, slam the shot, drink a double, then drink another double, then drink another double, then drink another double. Literally just keep going.
By 5:11PM you should be well on your way to death for less than $20. Rum and coke. Easy to chug, still packs a punch.
This guy knows what's up. Y'all ain't lived til you've been to a midget-sized bar with an actual midget bartender and spun the wheel of death.
It's Giligin's, by the way. Which is a fucking confusing way to spell Gilligan's but knowing this place the owners probably named it while drunk.
Ayyyee it's a man who knows his shit right here.
I'm flying out from DFW to PHX this weekend and it's on my radar to get blitzed. Pre-game at Giligin's and then go out to Mill Ave for the real night.
Beer bong a 4 loko
A vintage 4Loko gets you extra points/sloppy
Friend did this, my god did it end terribly.
A buddy of mine in college was taking his first beer bong ever and he tried to act like a bad ass and did 4 ZIMAS at once. I just sat back and chugged from a handle of JD giving him devil eyes. He finished and immediately ran to the bathroom and puked all over his shower. Of course me being me I walked in and called him a bitch and then went back to the party.
This is the kind of advice this forum needs more of
I just throw back doubles of SoCo and lime until the party monster comes out.
This was my go-to in college. I used to creep around parties at my pad drinking straight from the shaker - had no need for a glass
yea, also a college carry over for me.
sidewalk slammers
Shots of rumple minze.
i can actually attain to this
Fuck, you just brought back some bad memories that I thought I had repressed forever.
Everclear based Jungle Juice. Mixed up a batch one time in college and chicks shirts were coming off after one cup. We mixed in some Smirnoff to weaken it.
I think I may have been AT this party...
If you were there you probably wouldn't remember.
My junior year, we had a pledge make a big white igloo cooler full, and somehow, he messed up the (clearly written) recipe and made it weaker than it's supposed to be. So we served up funnels of the juice. I've never seen so many near-comatose people in my life. Jungle juice, in any form, isn't to be trifled with.
Parties in college featured a house blend that they refused to call "jungle juice," it was called "sleazy."
Tang juice mix, some regular OJ, rum, and cheap vodka. Served in an orange igloo. After a couple solo cups, you were feeling very sleazy indeed.
Alternatively, Gatorade + cheap vodka + Red Bull if you're feeling really dangerous. Punching yourself in the face optional.
Yes. This is the drink.
First time I discovered this shit in hs I puked out the car window on the way home. Definitely a staple at many parties thereafter
The least enjoybale, but the most effective mix is vodka+beer. I mean with it nobody even needs an hour, most will be done after 3 of those. But it IS disgusting
Vodka sodas...
For fucks sake you are all pussies. For those of us who can actually drink if we are looking to get smashed in less than a hour it is with out a doubt a minimum of a dozen shots of Everclear, Anything less than that are you aren't trying or you are drinking in the presence of ladies.
Remind me to invite you to the next WSO Happy Hour :)
Last time I drank that shit I passed out with a stripper on my lap and ended up pissing on my ray bans - it was my 19th or 20th birthday not sure which. However, to get you there, this will do the trick.
Also a good ole power hour would fit this perfectly. Quality 8ish beer pregame
Long Island Ice Tea
Sweet tea vodka
you can take the boy out of college but you can't take the college out of the boy
jesus mary and joseph... my liver just threw up a little bit in its mouth.
3 cigarettes and some lighter fluid
151 + Frost Gatorade = Sleeper
I personally prefer the 195 Everclear + Blue Powerade Combo, but I like the cut of your jib
VODQUILA
.....it's, well..... it's vodka + tequila. Your liver will not thank you.
Bombay + Blue Raspberry Pedialyte
yagerbomb, two heinekens
To go with your new haircut?
and I'm gonna grind on every piece of p*ssy that walks through that door!
Xanax and Everclear
Thank me later.
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