"Drugs will make you successful"

I was having a gander one day when I had a bit too much to drink and found myself in a pub in Chicago. I woke up for a minute and realized a man was speaking to me. He said "drugs will make you successful." Then he talked about microdosing and the wonders of THC and moving to the Ukraine and I finally realized it. Drugs will make you successful. You must twist your mind into its most perfect shape. Simply neuroplasticity.

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@Lloyd Blankfein" Fentanyl

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
"famejranc" Did you meet GoldenCinderblock ?

nah, only met his crazy ass in spirit before he goes to the Ukraine but would def smoke a blunt if we were ever near and talk stories.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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I'd recommend to any future SA's that they consider microdosing LSD. 700 micrograms on your first day will show that you're inquisitive and have a superhuman attention to detail. It's only a little bit of paper. Gum it for about an hour, while you're getting ready in the morning, then show up to the office and prepare to win a return offer,

 

When Jordan Belfort described his drug intake routine I thought “This guys a fucking coke head,” then I realized “Genius.”

 

I have friends in the field, and they tell me microdosing is insanely stupid. When you microdose, you change the chemicals/nature of your brain for good. I heard that people in SIlicon Valley are experimenting with microdosing to enhance their analytical capabilities and endurance and it's appalling that one would take such great risks to potentially increase their brain capacity.

Exercise + Repetitive review + active learning + sleep = success

 
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"Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder" Exercise + Repetitive review + active learning + sleep = success

revised:

drugs + exercise + drugs while exercising + repetitive review + drugs + active learning + drugs + drugs + sleep + wake + drugs

Cedric Gervais- "Pills"

A pill to dance longer A pill to make love A pill to feel focused Of all the above Some will feel dopey Some make you numb Some will feel speedy Then you will have fun A pill to forget A pill to remember Some take more pills From May to September A pill not to worry A pill for the pain All of these pills Will help you maintain A pill to feel stronger A pill to feel glad A pill to calm down When you're going mad A pill to lose weight A pill to be f*cked When you need to sleep Or want to stay up A pill to dance longer A pill to make love A pill to feel focused Of all the above A pill not to worry A pill for the pain All of these pills Will help you maintain

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I'm obviously a fan of "Neuroscience"

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I came back on THC tonight. What a fucking drug. I was stressing about poker but now think it’s chill. Music sounds better, life seems more enjoyable, chill. Everything is zen. I’m going for a swim in the morning, will have some more THC, caffeine, will walk to the pool and listen to music in the water for a chill irie swim.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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