Apr 15, 2011
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I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
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Fuckin hilarious.

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"Dude, not trying to be a dick here, but your shop looks like a frontrunner for the cover of Better Boilerrooms & Chophouses or Bucketshop Quarterly." -Uncle Eddie
 
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