Eel crawls into mans penis, has to be removed surgically

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seabird

12y

I love eating eel! I wonder if he could get some more for me, but bigger!

Random thought, what are the exit opps from such a thing (for the guy, and the eel) ?

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seedy underbelly

12y

[quote]The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

LOL WTF.

prospie

12y

seedy underbelly][quote]The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.</p> <p>Read more: <a href=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa#ixzz1Xr4Ld7A5[/quote rel=nofollow>http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after…</a>:

LOL WTF.

Yeah it's great... the quotation marks there seem sarcastic.

UFOinsider

12y

I'm thinking this validates the stories of soldiers peeing into rivers during the Vietnam war and fish swimming up the pee stream and lodging in them.

Man, Asia has some fucked up shit. Blegh, seriously, WTF???

Get busy living

tradingonwheels

12y

Best Response

Hey, at least it's not that African parasite-worm that enters the penis and sucks its blood dry. What happens is that the penis rots and falls off. True story.

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