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I love eating eel! I wonder if he could get some more for me, but bigger!

Random thought, what are the exit opps from such a thing (for the guy, and the eel) ?

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

I'm thinking this validates the stories of soldiers peeing into rivers during the Vietnam war and fish swimming up the pee stream and lodging in them.

Man, Asia has some fucked up shit. Blegh, seriously, WTF???

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