Emails from an ass****

Monkeys,

Something to brighten up your day if you are still in the office

There are some good ones, but these 2 made my day

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=62
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=12

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I've read this whole site 3 times over. Great stuff on there. I even bought his book LOL

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

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