You come back from wally wally wally wally wally wally world brah?

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
 

even as someone who has worked for over half a year as an investment banking analyst, i can say that this video is the most soul sucking thing to have ever happened to me

 

Called the number at the end of the video (504.344.4390 in case it gets removed) and told them I'd be interested in acquiring Mr. Ghetto's Bonose Productions. The line went silent for a few moments and was followed by "We goin' Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally World!"

Vincent Van Gogh - Everyone said to him, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you."
 
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Which is worse 'Friday' or this...

Well, at over 145 MILLION YouTube hits, I think it's safe to say "My Jeans" is the loser.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I just listened to this song like 3 times and I think the whole song has a total of like 20 words

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I think this is leaps and bounds better then Friday. For starters it has what every rap video needs, dumb black girls shaking their asses for the enjoyment of the people watching. How can friday possibly compete? When all Friday has is breakfast and a bus stop.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

id let rebecca touch my penis

"The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."—Kenneth Boulding
 
OnTheTrack:
id let rebecca touch my penis

Enjoy the big house

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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