After reading @my name is goldstein" 's post about how he was "just trolling for advice." I was INSPIRED to DISCOVER the WHEREABOUTS of his REAL ACCOUNT and EXPOSE him. LONG STORY SHORT: Found it within five minutes. Did an advanced search BASED off of date (all posts 2 days=start of his new @my name is goldstein" account) + KEYWORDS which would be shared by both of his accounts. With some simple DEDUCTIVE REASONING, I determined it was his LEGIT account because this is the only account which had the shared criteria in the time frame which I specified.
You'll notice that BOTH users share an extremely similar WRITING STYLE. Even the freaking name of his account REFERENCES the fact that he couldn't make it into a TARGET.
Without FURTHER ADIEU, here is @my name is goldstein" 's real account:
@That Whole Yale Thing" https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/449807
Compare it with this: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/455075
It's some really hilarious shit!
Further proof: both ask a ton of questions about whether he should major in Finance or CS at a Non-Target. One account says that there is boutique nearby which he wants a M&A internship at, the other says there he wants to get a M&A internship at a boutique. GUISE this is 100% LEGIT!
BUMP!
It's hard enough trying to be consistent with one persona, why have two?
Leave it to the professionals next time... (psychopaths and split personality disorders)
Bump. This is hilarious.
Inb4 Goldstein is indeed That Whole Yale Thing, but triples as Angel Molester. Think about it, why the hell would Angel Molester randomly spend all that time looking for Goldstein's alt account, when he has no clue one exists?
We are all playing Connect 3, Goldstein is playing Intergalactic 5d Backgammon.
Backgammon is gay.
Isn't it connect 4?
You are the real third account. 6D backchesson
Conspiracy: Both @my name is goldstein AND @That Whole Yale Thing is @Angel Mol**ter trolling himself.
And I'm also Ebolamonkey and FratLord
That guy is just a troll....I suggest the whole WSO community to ignore him. Please
LOL I thought he was xgozax because they have threads about similar things, and when Goldstein started posting was when goza stopped posting... But I didn't go full sleuth and investigate it like this... Nice work.
sorry, been busy working at top tier BB (think MS/GS). I thought it would be harder honestly - thanks for keeping me in mind! I'll be back soon.
what is this....
these aren't your troll accounts? seems like if you can run WSO you can run a ring of troll accounts
haha nice job
Well, all things covfefe
my name is goldstein and @That Whole Yale Thing" are both badasses and yall are haters
Well I'll be darned
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SEX DUNGEON I wonder SEX DUNGEON who you SEX DUNGEON had that SEX DUNGEON conversation with SEX DUNGEON @Angel Molester" SEX DUNGEON
charge your phone for god's sake idaho
Some people deserve electrocution therapy to for their mental degeneracy.
Who cares...?
I vote @Angel Molester" for user of the year award.
What the hell is this shit...
4chan's weaponized autism has spread to WSO
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