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just had a surprise breakup after being in a relationship for 5 years. not too worried, shit happens. but how the fuck do you get rid of butterflies and jitters fast? insane amount of alcohol is starting to affect work ha.

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Pussy comes and goes. If anything, that's the real cycle of life. Just look beyond that shit and keep your mind focused on better things.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Wise words of Eminem too: Bitches they come, they go,Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday through sunday yo. Everyone's been through it, just find something to occupy your time.

 

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