Facebook Attention Doucherhinos - Instant Defriend?

Title says it all - these posts/people are instantly defriended. Any others you guys hate?

People who post a family death: oh no, forget about privacy and respect, I think I'd rather announce how sad I am to all my facebook friends, letting them share my pain and sadness under the assumption that they give two sh*ts

EDM/EDC/etc fanatics: congrats, u do drugs and listen to music while dressed in ghey colors, now gtfo

Does anyone want to do "insert activity" with me? loners: friendless finance chicks who just need the attention

Work pics sloots : great photo of your blackberry/desk/PC, don't mind me if I forward to your compliance dept

Twitter phags: #tag #everything #that #moves

 
torchic:

EDM/EDC/etc fanatics: congrats, u do drugs and listen to music while dressed in ghey colors, now gtfo

Definitely hate the one above and do defriend but the worst is the MLM people who push their garbage products and show off their lambo, bmw, etc. as if they are super rich and successful and have this massive influential network. I've defriended all of them, thank god.

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 

I just unfollow people's feed. Anyone who gets pregnant, married, posts buzzfeed, posts pics of their kids, posts political shit, posts show off pics of vacation/buying shit/etc.

I basically used facebook as a glorified AOL instant messenger.

 

I installed a chrome extension call Unbaby.me. It's the best thing ever when using it on your computer instead of phone. They need to make something like that to replace just normal text statuses as well.

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

Agreed. Deleted my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat. Only use LinkedIn, SMS and email (which is still consuming) but I feel like I exited the cyberworld and am living in reality, again. Highly recommend if you're out there considering something similar.

 

I still have snapchat to keep in touch with people I don't feel like texting/emailing. Getting rid of tumblr, Instagram, and Facebook really have done wonders. I don't feel drained like I used to.

[quote=mbavsmfin]I don't wear watches bro. Because it's always MBA BALLER time! [/quote]
 

FB has really been bugging the shit out of me lately. I think I joined in 2004 and remember being really excited by it. Now it just seems like Facebook is the Nintendo Entertainment System of social media. Still fun to go back and run through the occasional Dragon Warrior levels, but all in all not a great use of time.

Time to short (again)? I already lost 100% shorting it once before so maybe not...

 

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"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

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