Facebook Girls - "We Enjoy Sharing Everything With Everyone!"

So recently (and by recently I mean ever since Facebook first went online) there has been an exponentially increasing number of guys/girls who enjoy sharing everything with everyone. By this, I mean everything ranging from getting fries at McDonalds to YOUR F*CKING PARENTS/GRANDPARENTS PASSING AWAY.

I don't know if it's just me, but we need to start a coalition to educate these attention-seeking Mewtwos on common sense 101.

Seriously, who the f*ck WANTS to share with everyone that an important person in their life passed away? Look, I know it's a sad time in your life and you're going through a bunch of emotional changes blah blah blah, but have some respect for the people who JUST died.

I cannot believe people are so needy and attention-loving that they do this kind of stuff, foregoing all sense of self-respect or respect for others. Of course, these are the same guys/girls who take flash pictures of their food @ classy restaurants, ruining the dining experience for everyone just so they can share it with their friends on instagram. In case it was unclear, the point of going to a nice restaurant is to enjoy the food, atmosphere, and service, not re-experience fireworks over the Hudson River on July 4th.

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I don't even have facebook and for good reason. Huge waste of time and it's now just a venue for attention seeking girls to post pics of their travels, food they ate, and other random personal tidbits that I could care less about.

 
peyo212 mudkipz:

attention-seeking Mewtwos

"Mewtwo, being a cloned Pokémon, has no natural habitat. However, it generally likes to be in dark solitude, such as the darkness of a deep cave."

- Bulbapedia

brah u obv didn't c Pokemon: The First Movie

"so i herd u liek mudkipz" - sum kid "I'd watergun the **** outta that." - Kassad
 

"oh no, im broke but I have to work at a coffee shop because I barely graduated high school and don't ever plan on going to a college"

 

I was at a party last night and a bunch of people started talking about how the minimum wage should be $20/hr. I came very close to talking about free markets, the labor supply/demand curve, etc but it would have been pointless and none of the message would have sank in. Some times you just have to space out and nod your head when hot hipster chicks are confused about why their degree in photography is worthless.

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 

I agree with you but I can't delete the girls that post pictures about EVERYTHING, because they are also the girls that feel the need to post pictures of their cleavage three times per day. It's an interesting predicament.

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 
AndyLouis

in the time you spent bitching about it you couldve unsubscribed / unfriended anyone whose posts you don't like.

This is what I do, but has anyone noticed these annoying sponsored posts everywhere on FB? It's like I put Pokemon as one of my interests and they advertise random J-Pop to me because it's 'related'.

Really looking to deleting this mess soon, but not before I upload 3 pics of my lunch.

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I got rid of my facebook because it was a huge waste of time. I mostly just talked shit to people on CNN's page. And there were tons of ads.

I've become more productive since. And it's nice not knowing what everyone you know is doing every day. I feel like I'm living in solitude on a farm.

 

I felt that way initially, and after a while it only got better. Every time I meet someone, we have to catch up for a few minutes before we're up to speed. It's like bringing a good thing from the 90's into the present.

in it 2 win it
 

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