Fake Friend

What is your definition of a fake friend. My FF is a friend buddy in college who doesn't talk anymore to me unless for financial advice or tips about the stock market. This is the same person who won't let me visit him when I would let this person would sleep at my house or apartment.

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Big Sean said it best when he said:

"I don't fuck with you You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you I got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do Than to be fuckin' with you Little stupid ass, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck I don't I don't I don't give a fuck Bitch, I don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do Don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do"

 

the best "revenge" is just getting to a point where the fake people and people who fucked you over are just so insigificant mentally that you forget about them and one day, maybe months or years later, you'll suddenly think of them after totally forgetting about their existance, and think "damn, I can't believe I gave a fuck about what XXX thought" and smile to yourself

 
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I'll bite - you have limited time. Choose who you spend your time with and with those you feel good being with. Think this dude is fake? Stop hanging with him. Pretty simple

 
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I break down my relationships into four categories: 1) Family 2) Close Friends 3) Transactional 4) Acquaintances. Sounds like this guy is a transactional relationship that you mistaken for a close friend. Most people you encounter in business will be transactional. Don't delude yourself to thinking everyone you talk to is a friend, and that every friend is family. Set proper boundaries.

 

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