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Some of my favourites not mentioned already. Use these in the office and calls to build instant investment banking credibility.

“That’s not for me”

“That’s not the future”

“They are talking slick to a barrel of oil”

“Lots of wood to chop”

“Let’s runs this up the flag pole and see if someone salutes”

“This is meant to be Wall Street – not Sesame Street”

“See if any snakes come out the woodpile”

“Don’t cut the lawn with scissors on this”

“Someone grab my oven mitts – we’ve got a bake-off boys”

“Let’s not get over our skis on this”

“We need to dangle the cape in front of the bull”

“Squeaky wheel gets the grease”

“We’re cooking on gas now”

“Now we are f**king with a hard d*ck”

“If my aunt had balls – she’d be my uncle”

“This feels like a tallest midget contest”

“We need to fill the room with smoke”

“We don’t want to leave any meat on the bones here”

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