Fuck that guy. If you havent done anything wrong, why worry? Bad idea trying to conform or please anyone. Likelihood is he'll come around but even if he doesnt, you do your job.

 

If this is what you're worried about, you're kinda fucked already bro. Take action now

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Febreeze:
D M:
If this is what you're worried about, you're kinda fucked already bro. Take action now

lol what action?

the "stop being a vagina" action. lulz.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Febreeze:
oh and something about sometimes liking my steak well done, and using an electric razor to shave my face...

I think I'm gonna start a thread about my new beard. It's not quite Patrick-style, but it's close...

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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