Finance Jokes?
I'll kick us off with a few:
EBITDA - Earnings Before I Trick Dumb Auditors
What do you call two banks with different rates? - A conflict of interest
Why do California banks inevitably fail? - In earthquakes, they go in default
I'll kick us off with a few:
EBITDA - Earnings Before I Trick Dumb Auditors
What do you call two banks with different rates? - A conflict of interest
Why do California banks inevitably fail? - In earthquakes, they go in default
Career Resources
I remember one from Jay Leno a while back.
The stock market took a dive today. It was so bad Goldman Sachs had to lay off three congressmen.
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