MoneyisHappiness:
Lol Patrick calm down. I have emailed Ivey multiple times and she doesn't respond.

We had an exchange of emails and I already sent you the link in April.

I resent the link so you can re-order and hope you'll no longer have an issue with the promo code.

 
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It’s a scam.

Let me enlighten you on my path to no free WSO T-Shirt.

I was a young buck, trying to break into the industry from a total non-target out west. I busted my ass, networked like crazy and found my way onto a venerable commercial paper trading desk. Back in the day, the Firm was a place built for scrappy young guys hungry to make money. Through the years, I worked my way up the ladder. Made a name for myself. Became a somebody.

Long story short, post GFC, I come onto this website and pour my heart out. I lay it all on the line with no bullshit. Even speak of my close personal relationship with Bombay Sapphire, which has caused me many problems. Talk about Sharon. The bankruptcy. Etc, etc.

Turns out, there are a number of people interested in my story, despite the black sheep treatment i’ve received in the MSM over the past few years. I start getting a few SBs, then a few more, then I get so many that I win Member of the Year of WSO. My heart was filled with joy as this was my first victory in life since 9/15/2008. I was winning again.

Turns out it was all a scam. I won the hearts and minds of America’s (possibly the world’s?) youth. And yet, it was all for nothing. All those decades of work, the pouring out of my soul, the advancing of the youth......it was for nothing.

All because I do not own a WSO T-Shirt.

 

I wear my WSO T-shirt under my dress shirt at work. In the event I'm prowling the office, and run into some hapless college sophomore who needs advice on breaking into a FT MBB role...

I rip off my business professional facade revealing the Oasis's worn, uncomfortable fabric. and... IN A BLINDING FLASH of light, transform from Clark Kent Vanilla IB Associate to Keyser "Super Douche" Söze.

"A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself."
 

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