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michaelj901Mine got messed up too, I had the Blue Devils in the final four, but I'm so happy that it did haha.

Don't be a bitch.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
MMBinNC
michaelj901Mine got messed up too, I had the Blue Devils in the final four, but I'm so happy that it did haha.

Don't be a bitch.

Ohh another Dook tough guy. I love the mutual hatred we have for one another this time of year. I wasn't even rooting for Arizona as much as I was rooting against Dook. Dont worry though, the only set of people I hate more than you are Dook fans that didnt go there because thats just terrible. Anyways better luck next year chap. I mean at least you have umm..nm there is nothing good about the Dook campus to look forward to once basketball season is over haha. (admit it you come to chapel hill anytime you want to have fun)

Tar Heel bred and born my friend.

Did you see Nolan Smith cry? that was priceless...

 
michaelj901
MMBinNC
michaelj901Mine got messed up too, I had the Blue Devils in the final four, but I'm so happy that it did haha.

Don't be a bitch.

Ohh another Dook tough guy. I love the mutual hatred we have for one another this time of year. I wasn't even rooting for Arizona as much as I was rooting against Dook. Dont worry though, the only set of people I hate more than you are Dook fans that didnt go there because thats just terrible. Anyways better luck next year chap. I mean at least you have umm..nm there is nothing good about the Dook campus to look forward to once basketball season is over haha. (admit it you come to chapel hill anytime you want to have fun)

Tar Heel bred and born my friend.

Did you see Nolan Smith cry? that was priceless...

Duke actually won 2 national titles last year. Dont forget lacrosse.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
heister

Duke actually won 2 national titles last year. Dont forget lacrosse.

I hope you were joking, because that is exactly my point. There is nothing to look forward to on that campus/durham outside of basketball. While lacrosse is arguably the number 2 mens sport at dook, its still lacrosse. When was the last time anyone packed the stadium for a lacrosse game, at least in the south? No one camps out for tickets or tailgates before games, because as good as they are and deserving of attention people don't really care. Lacrosse is a cool/fun sport, but people in that part of the country don't exactly look forward to it. In NC lacrosse is somewhere after NASCAR and before swimming.

 
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Duke actually won 2 national titles last year. Dont forget lacrosse.

I hope you were joking, because that is exactly my point. There is nothing to look forward to on that campus/durham outside of basketball. While lacrosse is arguably the number 2 mens sport at dook, its still lacrosse. When was the last time anyone packed the stadium for a lacrosse game, at least in the south? No one camps out for tickets or tailgates before games, because as good as they are and deserving of attention people don't really care. Lacrosse is a cool/fun sport, but people in that part of the country don't exactly look forward to it. In NC lacrosse is somewhere after NASCAR and before swimming.

Is Dallas in the south? I am pretty sure dallas packs stadiums for lacrosse. Before you make insane generalizations about a sport or an entire geographic region you might want to consider how totally foolish you are going to look when I say this. You said in NC that lacrosse ranks in after NASCAR and since 80% of all NASCAR teams are from NC I think its safe to say that it is one of the most popular sports in the state, if not the most popular. So according to your logic lacrosse is either the 2nd or 3rd, I am leaving some leeway for the NFL to be number 1, most popular sport in the state. I would say that gives the sport some serious sway in NC. Now one last thing, even if you dont like the school at least have the respect to spell the name correctly, many people have worked very hard to graduate from an exceptional school. So have the respect to at least spell their schools name correct, also it makes you look like a hill country honkey when you say "dook."

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

97th percentile on yahoo I think I'm doing alright

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancier97th percentile on yahoo I think I'm doing alright
Did you have insider info?
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
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blackfinancier97th percentile on yahoo I think I'm doing alright
Did you have insider info?

Hap whats the name of your bracket

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancier97th percentile on yahoo I think I'm doing alright

More importantly... Are you winning your league? Are you betting on your league?

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 
mike55555
blackfinancier97th percentile on yahoo I think I'm doing alright

More importantly... Are you winning your league? Are you betting on your league?

Yes to winning its the WSO one

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

The only good thing is how bad Obama's bracket is....1 #1 left....lol So much for his Final Four.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
MMBinNCThe only good thing is how bad Obama's bracket is....1 #1 left....lol So much for his Final Four.

2 number one's Kansas and Ohio State.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
MMBinNCThe only good thing is how bad Obama's bracket is....1 #1 left....lol So much for his Final Four.

Obama's bracket is looking fineee

Kansas-Ohio St. final with Ohio St. winning

 

Duke is my only final 4 team out...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

I had duke losing this round but to Texas!

You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.
 

Girls basketball (any team) > Duke Lacrosse.

Suck it.

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time
 
HFFBALLfan123Duke has hot girls???

I personally know 5 girls who graduated from Duke who are at least 8s if not 9s so yes they do have hot girls

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HFFBALLfan123Duke has hot girls???

I personally know 5 girls who graduated from Duke who are at least 8s if not 9s so yes they do have hot girls

I lived 1 town away from Durham, NC for 4 years and spent 4 years at bars/parties with the kids who came in from Dook to have fun and I have to respectfully disagree (I can be objective and get beyond my hatred of a school when it comes to women)

That leads me to believe two things either your rating scale is messed up (which I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that its not broken haha) or the most likely outcome you know all of the hot girls from that school haha. Out of any population of 6-7k people sure there will be a few hot girls, but overall its an ugly campus. Think about it when was the last time you saw a cute girl in the crowd at Cameron indoor?

I should have been more clear. Dook does have hot girls. They however are few and very far between.

Anywho -- the Tar-Heels tip off in a little bit (I'm already pissed off because I know my choke artists of a team will flop tonight) so as a good fan I expect ever bit of hell I gave Dook to be coming back at me haha.

 

I go to Duke, there are some hot girls, but not many. haha UNC>Duke for girls, and I don't know a single straight man who would disagree.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

FUCK!

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

See ya later, Ohio State...

90.6th percentile on ESPN right now for me. The next closest in my pool is a guy at the 72.5th percentile.

 

Living in Columbus Ohio.... ...... you can't understand how pissed off I am fuck Kentucky....... I still love craft, sully, and diebler !!

 

Richmond for the weekend, you cannot understand the insanity that went down here last night. shit was out of control.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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