Fuck Durex
If you've ever wondered how a condom breaks, it's at the tip. Directly at the tip. Fucking using some probably expired Durex I had and the shit breaks this morning. My wife's period is supposed to be tomorrow so I think we're gucci but if we're not, it might have to be a murder suicide situation
Anyway, I gotta fuck with rubbers for a few more months so what's the best brand?
Also dude for real fuck Durex. Fuck your shitty cheap plastic condoms and also fuck my dumb ass for being poor and buying them. Somebody please go make some angry tweets at them on my behalf
i was stretching my hip flexors in the baseent bro and i had ideas for two threads and this is but one of them and i forgot the second as i wrote this :( this wasnt even the good one
If you're married why don't you guys get an IUD lol
Fun fact, did you know condemns were first produced in 1855! As for your question, I’m partial to Skyn Original condemns, it’s tear resistant and are not made of latex. Now if you’re well hung, like most WSO users, you might want to opt for Magnum Bareskin by Trojan. I’m also partial Okamoto, most women think these Japanese are ‘cute’ due to their tiny packaging and tight fit.
Weren't the original condoms made to be reuseable? like rinse and repeat?
I have no idea, I was just trying to help out. Personally, I prefer to hit it raw and worry about the consequences later.
Boy that escalated quickly.. That really got out of hand fast.
congrats on the sex
Condoms? Do we have middle schoolers on this board?
Condoms are for cowards.
Lol, when “just the tip” goes wrong
I mean, I guess props for not having her on the pill. Also its not like its day 14.
That being said, the three best letters are D-U-I....no..wait, other way around.
Bruh you don't need a condom if you're swimming in the red sea, especially if she is your wife
Just make sure that it doesn't get on the sheets and you're good
Mate, get the measuring tape out and with that knowledge, go to a sex shop. A decent sex shop has the right fit you.
Uhhh... you're going to have to explain that a little more.
I always struggled with getting the right fit condom and finally when I went to the sex shop - where they got a fuck ton of different options in size and diameter -, I finally found the right fit. But you need to know your size and diameter.
Been there, done that, it's why I only trust Trojan now.
Please keep us updated
You're supposed to pinch the tip while you put on your rubber, so the air comes out and there's no bubble that can tear it.
But yeah durex sucks it just doesn't feel right. That being said, I prefer Skyn original. Solid non latex rubber that's very resilient. Skyn elite is supposed to be thinner but that shit's too tight.
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