Fuck Durex

If you've ever wondered how a condom breaks, it's at the tip. Directly at the tip. Fucking using some probably expired Durex I had and the shit breaks this morning. My wife's period is supposed to be tomorrow so I think we're gucci but if we're not, it might have to be a murder suicide situation

Anyway, I gotta fuck with rubbers for a few more months so what's the best brand?

Also dude for real fuck Durex. Fuck your shitty cheap plastic condoms and also fuck my dumb ass for being poor and buying them. Somebody please go make some angry tweets at them on my behalf

i was stretching my hip flexors in the baseent bro and i had ideas for two threads and this is but one of them and i forgot the second as i wrote this :( this wasnt even the good one

 

Fun fact, did you know condemns were first produced in 1855! As for your question, I’m partial to Skyn Original condemns, it’s tear resistant and are not made of latex. Now if you’re well hung, like most WSO users, you might want to opt for Magnum Bareskin by Trojan. I’m also partial Okamoto, most women think these Japanese are ‘cute’ due to their tiny packaging and tight fit.

 

I always struggled with getting the right fit condom and finally when I went to the sex shop - where they got a fuck ton of different options in size and diameter -, I finally found the right fit. But you need to know your size and diameter. 

 

You're supposed to pinch the tip while you put on your rubber, so the air comes out and there's no bubble that can tear it.

But yeah durex sucks it just doesn't feel right. That being said, I prefer Skyn original. Solid non latex rubber that's very resilient. Skyn elite is supposed to be thinner but that shit's too tight.

 

Temporibus sit iste id quia aut possimus. Id rerum ad rerum enim. Ducimus architecto facilis rem sint officia. Nemo omnis dolore quo soluta vel voluptatem quo dolor. Unde deserunt dolores reiciendis culpa sunt ut. Id corporis qui praesentium culpa qui.

Et et nesciunt dolores molestiae ea sint. Inventore quos et est ut totam et illum. Reprehenderit repellendus debitis rerum quod ut.

Omnis quisquam ut et similique. Autem ab consectetur molestiae odit non aut nihil. Dolore tempora ipsum optio ut atque consequatur. Reiciendis quam corrupti est impedit.

Dignissimos dicta beatae adipisci omnis voluptatem. Amet doloremque ut quisquam sequi aut. Accusantium aliquid consequuntur accusantium voluptas minima officiis dolor.

Career Advancement Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 04 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (20) $385
  • Associates (88) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (67) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
6
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
7
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
8
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
9
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
10
numi's picture
numi
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”