Fuck Durex

If you've ever wondered how a condom breaks, it's at the tip. Directly at the tip. Fucking using some probably expired Durex I had and the shit breaks this morning. My wife's period is supposed to be tomorrow so I think we're gucci but if we're not, it might have to be a murder suicide situation

Anyway, I gotta fuck with rubbers for a few more months so what's the best brand?

Also dude for real fuck Durex. Fuck your shitty cheap plastic condoms and also fuck my dumb ass for being poor and buying them. Somebody please go make some angry tweets at them on my behalf

i was stretching my hip flexors in the baseent bro and i had ideas for two threads and this is but one of them and i forgot the second as i wrote this :( this wasnt even the good one

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Fun fact, did you know condemns were first produced in 1855! As for your question, I’m partial to Skyn Original condemns, it’s tear resistant and are not made of latex. Now if you’re well hung, like most WSO users, you might want to opt for Magnum Bareskin by Trojan. I’m also partial Okamoto, most women think these Japanese are ‘cute’ due to their tiny packaging and tight fit.

 

I always struggled with getting the right fit condom and finally when I went to the sex shop - where they got a fuck ton of different options in size and diameter -, I finally found the right fit. But you need to know your size and diameter. 

 

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