Remember to appreciate the little things in life...
1. Female analyst walks in our client designated restroom to find male MD sitting on the john taking a shit. Oops, should've locked it and not used the client unisex bathroom.
2. Head of our region MD (baller) rips 12 second fart while pissing at urinal next to me. I stared straight and tried not to laugh. It was not easy - I almost died laughing.
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I unleashed a steamy fart at my desk during my PE internship last winter. No big deal right? We've all been there. The problem was, the seat of the chair was not perforated. So it marinated underneath me. A female colleague (attractive and only a few years old than me) approached my desk. Not thinking, I stood up to greet her. A cloud of nuclear methane soon engulfed both of our nostrils. She suddenly stopped mid-sentence and grimaced. I have never felt more uncomfortable in my life. She quickly ended the conversation and walked off. In the great words of Drake, from that point on, "nothing was the same."
Hilarious. +1
Wow, those are the lamest fucking stories I've read in a while.
Haha hustle's story was lame? That was hilarious!
You counted how long his fart was?
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