1) Police Monitor Vagina Exhibition - I guess they do it solely to guarantee the safety of everyone involved. No intrinsic motivation at all.
2) Senator Who Advocates for Arming Teachers Accidentally Shoots Teacher - I guess he wanted to show what should not happen.
3) Monument to ‘god of chaos’ mysteriously appears in front of Oklahoma City restaurant - Aliens?
4) If There’s No Prayer at a Public School Graduation, That’s a Promotion of Atheism - I guess if you don't promote all religions equally, its not right...
5) Florida to call on Labrador retrievers to stem Giant Snail invasion - Is that like calling the league of extraordinary gentlemen?
6) NASA celebrates successful helicopter crash - ...at least it was for a good cause
7) Scott Walker blames Syrian unrest for lack of jobs in Wisconsin - Taking the connection between the US and the rest of the world to the next level.
