Aug 28, 2013

Funny Wednesday Reads

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illegal vodka pipeline discovered in kyrgyzstan - Who would've thought?

N.J. black teen in majority-white school caught sending racist texts to self - Sucks if you want to complain but can't I guess...

None Of The 25,000 Students Who Took The University Of Liberia Admission Test Passed It - I wonder why...

Colorado man reportedly confesses to raccoon revenge killing: ‘All raccoons must die!’ - Why would anyone have an issue with Raccoons?

Sri Lankan police apologize for dog wedding - I didn't know dogs could get married.

Apple tries to trademark the word 'startup' - I will try to trademark the word "Entrepreneurship".

Grand Theft Auto 'therapeutic' for kids, say psychologists - Finally we have prove ... of what everyone knew beforehand anyway.

'Twerking' and 'selfie' added to Oxford dictionary - I guess shorting Miley wasn't such a good idea afterall...

Shock Sentence: Judge Lets Teacher Stacey Rambold Off With 30 Days For Repeated Rapes Of 14-Year-Old Student - After that 10-year old rapist girl, another hit from the US legal system

Saw these today and laughed enough to share.

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SilvioBerlusconi - Certified Professional
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A future chairman of the DNC is being groomed in New Jersey...

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"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 
duffmt6 - Certified Professional
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OP, I bet you aren't black.

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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
Matrick - Certified Professional
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Yes, I can confirm that I am not black. Your point being...?

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I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 
duffmt6 - Certified Professional
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Lucky guess.

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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
Matrick - Certified Professional
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I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA

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