Gay lifestyle in IB

For all the gays out there in banking.

Do you guys use Grindr to sleep with guys in other divisions of the banks? and do you not find it awkward if one blocks you and you have to work with them?

does the app even work in most offices? Would you advise against using it? it is like the only way I meet people because I am not out

are the LGBT network just another way to meet many peeps and sleep around like in uni.

Also an incoming intern, how do I strike a balance between making a max out of Grindr and doing good work.

TBH sex is kinda myfix. so do analyst work so much that they don't have a regular sex life?

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